aka Raphael Lim

  • I live in Here, the Blooniverse, the Enigmata galaxy and the real world because I have to
  • I was born on July 9
  • My occupation is Being a n00b
  • I am male
  • OrbitalFacePalm9001

    This ship has 5 armor,4 shield,.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 damage,5 ship speed,1 ROF,1 bullet speed and 0.1 energy.

    • Leaf Danmaku - shoots a danmaku of leaves every 5 seconds for 3 seconds
    • Fail Speed Up - speeds up to 25 ship speed for 1 second but it needs to charge up for 9001 years
    • Fail Nuke - shoots a missile that deals 15 damage but it shuts off throttle in the middle of the level
    • Cluster Miss-ile - shoot a cluster missile that missed enemies
    • Even more fail nuke - shoot a 50 damage missile that homes in on you
    • UNDERPOWEREDNESS - decreases its own stats by 99% for 100 seconds
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