This ship has 5 armor,4 shield,.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 damage,5 ship speed,1 ROF,1 bullet speed and 0.1 energy.
- Leaf Danmaku - shoots a danmaku of leaves every 5 seconds for 3 seconds
- Fail Speed Up - speeds up to 25 ship speed for 1 second but it needs to charge up for 9001 years
- Fail Nuke - shoots a missile that deals 15 damage but it shuts off throttle in the middle of the level
- Cluster Miss-ile - shoot a cluster missile that missed enemies
- Even more fail nuke - shoot a 50 damage missile that homes in on you
- UNDERPOWEREDNESS - decreases its own stats by 99% for 100 seconds